I fucking hate you. EZboard, you suck more cocks than dodongos and Doug Winger's multicocked dicknipple shitters.
Just now, i've finally uncovered the reason why i can't access

's EZboard forums.
My accounts, save for the newest one, isn't a global account.
So, the good news is that, because i have a global account, i can access other EZboard forums. The bad news is that the account names i create are permanent, meaning i'm stuck with my global account unless i figure out how to tell an admin to delete all my non-global accounts, which isn't going to happen because of my long-term bias against EZboard.